tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post114304413362890835..comments2024-02-09T10:55:50.410-06:00Comments on Jess Riley Writes: So. What have you been up to?Jess Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143318728284992562006-03-25T14:32:00.000-06:002006-03-25T14:32:00.000-06:00When I was about 26, we went to a Halloween party ...When I was about 26, we went to a Halloween party and I dressed up as a bloody tampon, complete with tampon earrings, a tampon necklace made from the pink inserters (unused, of course!) a nylon thick string hanging from my head, in which I wore one of those bald-head masks, fake blood all over my red shirt and white thermal pants.<BR/><BR/>It was a great costume.MaNiC MoMMy™https://www.blogger.com/profile/14038801888210803955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143124165045143192006-03-23T08:29:00.000-06:002006-03-23T08:29:00.000-06:00Your marshmallows kick the ass of my gray matter, ...Your marshmallows kick the ass of my gray matter, my dear.Arabellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09284348393988748820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143093196312122902006-03-22T23:53:00.000-06:002006-03-22T23:53:00.000-06:00Ugh, I hear ya on the fingertips. Treat yourself t...Ugh, I hear ya on the fingertips. Treat yourself to a mani! If, um, you had, like, free time or something...um, yeah. And if anyone could pull off Spandex, it'd be you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143081989108910402006-03-22T20:46:00.000-06:002006-03-22T20:46:00.000-06:00I was feeling extremely resistant to work today as...I was feeling extremely resistant to work today as well. I enjoyed hearing about your conversations with Dorothy-very funny!Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07484644290894932611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143077514926969652006-03-22T19:31:00.000-06:002006-03-22T19:31:00.000-06:00Are you sure you and Dorothy weren't binge drinkin...Are you sure you and Dorothy weren't binge drinking together? Feeding robins hamburger? WTF.<BR/>Relax, said the night man, we are programmed to... sell socks and eat marshmallows!Chicky Chicky Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18056206889322232109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143077165899256062006-03-22T19:26:00.000-06:002006-03-22T19:26:00.000-06:00"Lame garbage"? This was hilarious! Sorry work's d..."Lame garbage"? This was hilarious! Sorry work's driving you crazy, though. Hope things slow down for you soon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143076418485478802006-03-22T19:13:00.000-06:002006-03-22T19:13:00.000-06:00Mmmmm....marshmallows.Mmmmm....marshmallows.Mom101https://www.blogger.com/profile/15468524489744839899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143075497782443792006-03-22T18:58:00.000-06:002006-03-22T18:58:00.000-06:00I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants! :-) Rea...I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants! :-) Really cute, Jess.<BR/><BR/>TanyaShesawriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14904247751806210823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143074833291676182006-03-22T18:47:00.000-06:002006-03-22T18:47:00.000-06:00Ok, my fingernails look fine, but my toenails are ...Ok, my fingernails look fine, but my toenails are signing a contract right now to be in a horror movie. Thank goodness we have a king sized bed, my husband only has a few minor wounds.<BR/><BR/>Let's see, things I would rather do than go to work...<BR/><BR/>1) Not go to work.<BR/><BR/>2) Stay home from work.<BR/><BR/>3) Sell socks with Jess (selling point? Look how nicely they cover my scary feet!)<BR/><BR/>3) Pick the dog's toenails out of Jess' salad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143072453314659672006-03-22T18:07:00.000-06:002006-03-22T18:07:00.000-06:00You never cease to make me laugh with your wit and...You never cease to make me laugh with your wit and humour!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143071525606676112006-03-22T17:52:00.000-06:002006-03-22T17:52:00.000-06:00Note to self: do not read this page while taking a...Note to self: do not read this page while taking a sip of water. My screen and water spit all over it = not a happy match. You crack me up, Jess. :-)MrsFortunehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17326242993598760618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143068750729090382006-03-22T17:05:00.000-06:002006-03-22T17:05:00.000-06:00"Old man on the Couch" eh...? How belittling and d..."Old man on the Couch" eh...? How belittling and demeaning!!! Now, where are my dentures and that damn remote?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143066560563567472006-03-22T16:29:00.000-06:002006-03-22T16:29:00.000-06:00You always make me laugh. Somehow your displeasure...You always make me laugh. Somehow your displeasure is my pleasure. ~grin~<BR/><BR/>I love that song by the way. Too bad that poor old lady can't leave.<BR/><BR/>I don't do houseplants and I wish I didn't do kids, or diapers, or anything related with kids. ~sigh~<BR/><BR/>What's wrong with pink spandex? and marshmallows? Cause they go hand in hand my friend.Virendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14513306549244143689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143064559332698732006-03-22T15:55:00.000-06:002006-03-22T15:55:00.000-06:00Holy mac-a-rolie! That is hilarious!!! Those are ...Holy mac-a-rolie! That is hilarious!!! Those are the best 7 things you'd rather be doing ever. :)heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11096516174279740267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143063339471001772006-03-22T15:35:00.000-06:002006-03-22T15:35:00.000-06:00Your Seven Things I'd Rather Do than Work Right No...Your <I>Seven Things I'd Rather Do than Work Right Now</I> made me laugh so hard I may have to meme it tomorrow.<BR/><BR/>I love it.<BR/><BR/>I love it, times a thousand.Thérèsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05925229457609377645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143062851298940662006-03-22T15:27:00.000-06:002006-03-22T15:27:00.000-06:00I so feel your pain. It's a tampon tiera kind of w...I so feel your pain. It's a tampon tiera kind of week. My first book is coming out in 07 as well. Brooke at Odious Woman sent me your way. Love your site.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143062000162905982006-03-22T15:13:00.000-06:002006-03-22T15:13:00.000-06:00My very good friend suggested a cure all...for tho...My very good friend suggested a cure all...for those days in which you feel you might rather wear a tampon crown than engage in the work crunch...tequila slammers. She swears by them! In fact, she and Dorothy just went out for a few shots last night...don't let Dorothy fool you!!Bobitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09671826623140228982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143060702999250892006-03-22T14:51:00.000-06:002006-03-22T14:51:00.000-06:00Oh man! Your brains are marshmallows? Come on ov...Oh man! Your brains are marshmallows? Come on over and we'll make smores!acwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06150082760630248973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143059865606766172006-03-22T14:37:00.000-06:002006-03-22T14:37:00.000-06:00LOL A tampon crown. You should make a panty-liner ...LOL A tampon crown. You should make a panty-liner cape to go with it. I hope your day/week gets better! If it makes you feel any better it's like the apocolypse in my office. We had no internet, fax, copier, phone, or AC all day. You would think they'd send us home. But NOoooo.Tinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16188363142469404823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143059280800586922006-03-22T14:28:00.000-06:002006-03-22T14:28:00.000-06:00I see nothing wrong with a crown of tampons if it ...I see nothing wrong with a crown of tampons if it matches your belt and shoes.BabyonBoredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05988664515214410933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143056336111182272006-03-22T13:38:00.000-06:002006-03-22T13:38:00.000-06:00You brain's lame garbage is genius.And thank you s...You brain's lame garbage is genius.<BR/>And thank you sincerely for putting "Turkey in the Straw" on repeat in my internal cd plater.Carolyn S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16460383065056980157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143053781609895712006-03-22T12:56:00.000-06:002006-03-22T12:56:00.000-06:00Neptune's in retrograde...only three more days unt...Neptune's in retrograde...only three more days until the crazyness is over. ;) At least, that's what I read here: http://bite-my-cookie.blogspot.com/2006/03/now-this-is-what-i-call-excuse.html<BR/><BR/>Anyway, we here at my company believe that even going to a funeral is better than being at work. You know, as long as it's a distant relative, not your parent or spouse or child or something. 'Cause that's even worse than work.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00653383372182667361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143051498266525192006-03-22T12:18:00.000-06:002006-03-22T12:18:00.000-06:00Marshmallows make for good bloggers. Clearly this...Marshmallows make for good bloggers. Clearly this wasn't a fluff post. It was thoroughly amusing.eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143050488375075622006-03-22T12:01:00.000-06:002006-03-22T12:01:00.000-06:00If I close my eyes, I can hear the faint strains o...<I>If I close my eyes, I can hear the faint strains of “Turkey in the Straw” emanating from my left ear canal.</I><BR/><BR/>You really are gifted with these observations! =DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1143049803700859302006-03-22T11:50:00.000-06:002006-03-22T11:50:00.000-06:00Thank you, thank you for this post. It made me la...Thank you, thank you for this post. It made me laugh which I sorely needed. I too am having a horrible crunch week/month (year? god I hope not) at work and I agree there's many many more things I'd rather be doing. Which you can tell since I'm here procrastinating...<BR/><BR/>Sigh. Back to work. My best to Dorothy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com