tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post114411786861937860..comments2024-02-09T10:55:50.410-06:00Comments on Jess Riley Writes: This Wholesome Post is Dedicated to George CarlinJess Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145469153205613172006-04-19T12:52:00.000-05:002006-04-19T12:52:00.000-05:00"hatchet wound" sent me over the edge. Holy crap,..."hatchet wound" sent me over the edge. Holy crap, you are funny.Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144688536445925752006-04-10T12:02:00.000-05:002006-04-10T12:02:00.000-05:00Darn it all to heck, Jess. I just spewed on my mo...Darn it all to heck, Jess. I just spewed on my monitor YET AGAIN. I need to learn not to catch up with your blog at lunchtime.<BR/><BR/>Man stem, corn car -- LOLOLOLOL!<BR/><BR/>Oh man. I'm crying now, but out of pure love and respect for this post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144551275670109992006-04-08T21:54:00.000-05:002006-04-08T21:54:00.000-05:00Bravo! Bravo! This is hilarious, Riley! It reminde...Bravo! Bravo! This is hilarious, Riley! It reminded me of my <A HREF="http://jeffnh.blogspot.com/2005/11/jeffs-novel-cleansing-machine.html" REL="nofollow">novel-cleansing machine</A> LOLJeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06106410070220667314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144469262055790092006-04-07T23:07:00.000-05:002006-04-07T23:07:00.000-05:00Oh, and is it tooty-acker or toot-yacker? Because ...Oh, and is it tooty-acker or toot-yacker? Because there's a big difference. The first sounds funnier to me.Esri Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00912657945785764363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144469012385652712006-04-07T23:03:00.000-05:002006-04-07T23:03:00.000-05:00This is very, very funny. I especially like "being...This is very, very funny. I especially like "being interviewed for a rewarding position."<BR/><BR/>But yes...what is "gleeked"?Esri Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00912657945785764363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144275703230541642006-04-05T17:21:00.000-05:002006-04-05T17:21:00.000-05:00Woo Hoo Ha Ha that was extremely clever.Woo Hoo Ha Ha that was extremely clever.Garyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11104981732733112853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144274390069251322006-04-05T16:59:00.000-05:002006-04-05T16:59:00.000-05:00I swear, but after reading your posts, I just shak...I swear, but after reading your posts, I just shake my head in amazement. How DO you come up with these things? Actually, I read a great quote by Ray Bradbury which says: "When people ask me where I get my imagination, I simply lament, 'God, here and there, makes madness a calling.'" Jess, that's YOU. It's a gift and thank you for sharing it.<BR/><BR/>Hi from SEW! *waves*Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08377271954635491241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144263574437189182006-04-05T13:59:00.000-05:002006-04-05T13:59:00.000-05:00LOVE this post! Glad you uploaded it after all. A ...LOVE this post! Glad you uploaded it after all. A very eloquent way to make the whole spamming & word-replacement system look totally ridiculous. After all, whatever words are used, it's still obvious what's meant by them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144260276420755072006-04-05T13:04:00.000-05:002006-04-05T13:04:00.000-05:00BAH-HA! "Trout flavored" *snort*So much better tha...BAH-HA! <BR/><BR/>"Trout flavored" *snort*<BR/><BR/>So much better than blowfish.josetteplank.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16790825543155685363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144256972773494392006-04-05T12:09:00.000-05:002006-04-05T12:09:00.000-05:00This is a post that you rejected???!!! But it's s...This is a post that you rejected???!!! But it's so effin hilarious! <BR/><BR/>You crack me up, woman!Suburban Turmoilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14788867412080827567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144254108637358722006-04-05T11:21:00.000-05:002006-04-05T11:21:00.000-05:00The Nearly's penis will forever be his "man-stem" ...The Nearly's penis will forever be his "man-stem" to me from now on. I'm sure he'll be thrilled.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144208154928398602006-04-04T22:35:00.000-05:002006-04-04T22:35:00.000-05:00Are you drinking again Jess?I will laminate this p...Are you drinking again Jess?<BR/><BR/>I will laminate this post and keep it handy.Lenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07334552523048470954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144206534555829742006-04-04T22:08:00.000-05:002006-04-04T22:08:00.000-05:00Gleeking is considered an art form in Rhode Island...Gleeking is considered an art form in Rhode Island. There are competitions dedicated to recognizing form, discretion, and spitulance. <BR/><BR/>I applaud you for finishing that censored paragraph without laughing yourself into a spluttering stupor. Well done!Kerri.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11463843830570716380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144205979895316672006-04-04T21:59:00.000-05:002006-04-04T21:59:00.000-05:00I read this post, reread it, and then read it alou...I read this post, reread it, and then read it aloud to my husband. We're both giving you a standing ovation! That's the funniest thing I've read in a looong time.<BR/>Yeah, I like potty humor. And I'm thrilled to hear that someone else knows what "Gleek" means.Chicky Chicky Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18056206889322232109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144205485252351312006-04-04T21:51:00.000-05:002006-04-04T21:51:00.000-05:00Nice. Keeping it clean.Nice. Keeping it clean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144202061367650582006-04-04T20:54:00.000-05:002006-04-04T20:54:00.000-05:00Trout flavored hatchet wound?? Tell me you beat h...Trout flavored hatchet wound?? Tell me you beat him p just a little for that one.<BR/><BR/>And I'm totally planning to say 'That'll itch when it dries' the nest time someone poots in front of me. Even if it's me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144201216116487122006-04-04T20:40:00.000-05:002006-04-04T20:40:00.000-05:00I like to use "knowing you in the biblical sense" ...I like to use "knowing you in the biblical sense" as my euphemism for the nasty.Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144198750017889842006-04-04T19:59:00.000-05:002006-04-04T19:59:00.000-05:00There is a reason you are so popular dear, it's be...There is a reason you are so popular dear, it's because you are so freaking funny. Your post once replaced with appropriate words was confusing and I had to re-read several times (which made it funnier times two). I too try to refrain and since you posted such lovely alternatives, I may need to steal em. <BR/><BR/>Way to hilarious---. "To make matters worse, you could totally hear the tourists in the next hotel room interviewing candidates for a rewarding position. We saw them later, and her yes ma’ams were obviously fake. What a coupla whammies. I don’t know. This whole vacation has been nothing but one giant Deuce Bigalow movie from start to finish. I can’t wait to get home.” ---OMG FUNNY.<BR/><BR/>I think interviewing clients for a rewarding position is long and strong and I LIKE it.Virendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14513306549244143689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144195859264562512006-04-04T19:10:00.000-05:002006-04-04T19:10:00.000-05:00Bwaah!!! YOU DIDN'T LIKE this entry? Oh em effin g...Bwaah!!! YOU DIDN'T LIKE this entry? Oh em effin gee, woman, you are one tough critic. I laughed so hard it hurt at that second to last paragraph.MrsFortunehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17326242993598760618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144190561552212002006-04-04T17:42:00.000-05:002006-04-04T17:42:00.000-05:00People, people, people! You are just as bad as my...People, people, people! You are just as bad as my students - if not worse. Trout-flavored hatchet wound??! Oy. What's wrong with a good old "Labia" now and again? Would the sensor-matic catch that?Teacher ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11672531047040896495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144190414289734442006-04-04T17:40:00.000-05:002006-04-04T17:40:00.000-05:00Potty mouth, potty mouth, you are a potty mouth! ...Potty mouth, potty mouth, you are a potty mouth! :-) Now you see why I censor my blog. Because I don't want to be censored! LOL!Shesawriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14904247751806210823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144189872678091722006-04-04T17:31:00.000-05:002006-04-04T17:31:00.000-05:00My fave for a woman's hoo-hoo? Spider collection. ...My fave for a woman's hoo-hoo? Spider collection. Great visual, huh?Mignonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07716330276288396317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144176944012428152006-04-04T13:55:00.000-05:002006-04-04T13:55:00.000-05:00Allright - I'm wondering about the gleeking too. I...Allright - I'm wondering about the gleeking too. Is that when you shoot a stream of spit out of your mouth accidentally?<BR/><BR/>I can't believe you didn't like this post when you first wrote it! I would have been polishing it up for stardom if I'd been the one to write it!tiffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01351692108818152561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144171532282920862006-04-04T12:25:00.000-05:002006-04-04T12:25:00.000-05:00When my husband, the minister, came home for lunch...When my husband, the minister, came home for lunch just now, I made him read this hysterical post. He giggled like a little girl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1144168354919992202006-04-04T11:32:00.000-05:002006-04-04T11:32:00.000-05:00lmao! I've been banned from more than a few work ...lmao! I've been banned from more than a few work servers myself for profanity... My mission is to become so disgustingly filthy that I'm eventually banned from ALL servers in the world. Wouldn't that be awesome? <BR/><BR/>I still want to hear your shoe/Walmart story!Webmiztrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13365475789228230445noreply@blogger.com