tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post114566120402109267..comments2024-02-09T10:55:50.410-06:00Comments on Jess Riley Writes: Grown Woman + Wine + Procrastinating = A Cautionary TaleJess Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1146072142627491042006-04-26T12:22:00.000-05:002006-04-26T12:22:00.000-05:00Had I knew you then, I would have SO voted for you...Had I knew you then, I would have SO voted for you. That is hysterical!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15382797455070371722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145999603507951712006-04-25T16:13:00.000-05:002006-04-25T16:13:00.000-05:00Patty Pad and Paula Plug have my vote....Patty Pad and Paula Plug have my vote....Ditsy Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10381797075028058001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145982753525886572006-04-25T11:32:00.000-05:002006-04-25T11:32:00.000-05:00Oh my hell, how funny!!! My vote is for Patty and ...Oh my hell, how funny!!! My vote is for Patty and Paula. There's just something about them that seems...well..comforting. *snort*Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00392415064308526082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145929085806781542006-04-24T20:38:00.000-05:002006-04-24T20:38:00.000-05:00you are a winner in my book!see if mr. skoal/snuff...you are a winner in my book!<BR/><BR/>see if mr. skoal/snuff, whatever can top your mascots. i think not!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145924289157526212006-04-24T19:18:00.000-05:002006-04-24T19:18:00.000-05:00YOU ARE HILARIOUS! Remind me to bring the Hallowee...YOU ARE HILARIOUS! Remind me to bring the Halloween picture of me dressed as a bloody tampon this weekend!MaNiC MoMMy™https://www.blogger.com/profile/14038801888210803955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145914760207246782006-04-24T16:39:00.000-05:002006-04-24T16:39:00.000-05:00I like the tootskins the besy. They seem to have a...I like the tootskins the besy. They seem to have a bright future together.Garyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11104981732733112853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145904584475276942006-04-24T13:49:00.000-05:002006-04-24T13:49:00.000-05:00The pad and the plug. Like the bold and the beaut...The pad and the plug. Like the bold and the beautiful. Only better.Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145904429891012462006-04-24T13:47:00.000-05:002006-04-24T13:47:00.000-05:00LMAO! I've come to the conclusion that everyone ne...LMAO! I've come to the conclusion that everyone needs a Jess around.Tinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16188363142469404823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145901244791547442006-04-24T12:54:00.000-05:002006-04-24T12:54:00.000-05:00Your arts and crafts skills rival your writing. Br...Your arts and crafts skills rival your writing. Brilliant! I vote for the underdog — cheers to senor facial scrub.Carolyn S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16460383065056980157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145898495651352982006-04-24T12:08:00.000-05:002006-04-24T12:08:00.000-05:00Those are the best!!!! You are so twisted but that...Those are the best!!!! You are so twisted but thats what I love.DebbieDoesLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03060807459671444827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145895556360515052006-04-24T11:19:00.000-05:002006-04-24T11:19:00.000-05:00OMG. How are you not on QVC? You know somewhere th...OMG. How are you not on QVC? You know somewhere there are some old blue-haired ladies who would pay up to $14.99 and not a penny more for the wedded dog treats. Do you think Patty and Paula would be willing to come do a guest speaking stint at my next class?Teacher ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11672531047040896495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145840491614097102006-04-23T20:01:00.000-05:002006-04-23T20:01:00.000-05:00I was going to go for Patty Pad and Paula Plug unt...I was going to go for Patty Pad and Paula Plug until I saw that Mr. Knock-Off Facial Scrub had soiled himself. He must want it really bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145833475698644102006-04-23T18:04:00.000-05:002006-04-23T18:04:00.000-05:00Jesus, Jess, you are just ... unfreakingbelievable...Jesus, Jess, you are just ... unfreakingbelievable. How about a laugh track as a mascot, so we can all save ourselves the trouble of laughing our asses off? We need someone to do it for us ... :-)MrsFortunehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17326242993598760618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145827709929109632006-04-23T16:28:00.000-05:002006-04-23T16:28:00.000-05:00I think we have to go with Patti Pad and Paula plu...I think we have to go with Patti Pad and Paula plug as a duo. Like Batman and Robin, they shouldn't seperated. Double the protection after all. Back up can be critical when dealing with a mascot. Besides you can't use them anymore- those coconut shells would chafeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145822393839448062006-04-23T14:59:00.000-05:002006-04-23T14:59:00.000-05:00I vote for Mr. Knock-Off Facial Scrub! He be poopi...I vote for Mr. Knock-Off Facial Scrub! He be poopin' his pants! What? We're not voting? Awwww. :)Webmiztrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13365475789228230445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145739561091554552006-04-22T15:59:00.000-05:002006-04-22T15:59:00.000-05:00Very funny. I have nothing witty...only unabashed...Very funny. I have nothing witty...only unabashed praise! <BR/><BR/>PS: You kick Skoal-ass!Bobitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09671826623140228982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145732549117156622006-04-22T14:02:00.000-05:002006-04-22T14:02:00.000-05:00That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time...That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. My vote goes for Paula Plug. lol.bornfoolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12908901525549894211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145725858001629342006-04-22T12:10:00.000-05:002006-04-22T12:10:00.000-05:00Patty Pad!! Patty Pad!Patty Pad!! Patty Pad!mamatuliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145714408664979892006-04-22T09:00:00.000-05:002006-04-22T09:00:00.000-05:00Thank you for that, Jess. I needed that laugh.Seem...Thank you for that, Jess. I needed that laugh.<BR/><BR/>Seems like we use many of the same products. (Except my generic apricot scrub is CVS brand.) ;)Liberal Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16756516267959299264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145711225852895802006-04-22T08:07:00.000-05:002006-04-22T08:07:00.000-05:00So funny!I like the plug. Any mascot who can pull ...So funny!<BR/>I like the plug. Any mascot who can pull off being a feminine hygeine product and wear a pair of coconuts and a grass skirt so elegantly gets my vote.The Domesticatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08333326286672903879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145689041906164242006-04-22T01:57:00.000-05:002006-04-22T01:57:00.000-05:00Mr. Who Now?Jeez, that's a tough onw between the.....Mr. Who Now?<BR/><BR/>Jeez, that's a tough onw between the...uh...Paddy Pad and the Knock-off...<BR/><BR/>You know what? <BR/><BR/>You're twisted. In a very good way.<BR/><BR/>Paddy Pad. Why I outta....josetteplank.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16790825543155685363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145678737231869962006-04-21T23:05:00.000-05:002006-04-21T23:05:00.000-05:00Pad & Plug? Oh well... beats out a Skoal can! ~ jb...<B>Pad & Plug? </B>Oh well... beats out a Skoal can! ~ jb///LZ Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06020844948637658050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145675133753570122006-04-21T22:05:00.000-05:002006-04-21T22:05:00.000-05:00That was pretty freaking awesome. Thanks for the g...That was pretty freaking awesome. Thanks for the giggles. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145673936463637482006-04-21T21:45:00.000-05:002006-04-21T21:45:00.000-05:00Ok seriously you crack me up...those are hilarious...Ok seriously you crack me up...those are hilarious and insanely creative!!! hahaha!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1145673885919919642006-04-21T21:44:00.000-05:002006-04-21T21:44:00.000-05:00I like Patty Pad too. Although the one at the bott...I like Patty Pad too. Although the one at the bottom kind of looks like Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo.BlogLaughshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16833969486463531742noreply@blogger.com