tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post114844364258154955..comments2024-02-09T10:55:50.410-06:00Comments on Jess Riley Writes: The Three ______s on a Desert Island MemeJess Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-80725898009719030472007-05-25T14:55:00.000-05:002007-05-25T14:55:00.000-05:00I also own Music for Gay Dogs. I saw it at a car ...I also own Music for Gay Dogs. I saw it at a car boot sale and just had to buy it, how can it be so unknown? With a title like that you would think it would have flown out of shops!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148830734687074522006-05-28T10:38:00.000-05:002006-05-28T10:38:00.000-05:00Does Colonel Sanders SING on that album? Holy cow...Does Colonel Sanders SING on that album? Holy cow, as frightening a thought as that is, I SO want to hear it now.<BR/><BR/>I think that whole scene about Mary at the library is one of the reasons I despise It's a Wonderful Life. I know, anti-american of me. But my mom, who is also a librarian, loves it. Go figure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148761877864553142006-05-27T15:31:00.000-05:002006-05-27T15:31:00.000-05:00LOVE the albums. Good choices.And I'm with you on...LOVE the albums. Good choices.<BR/><BR/>And I'm with you on Annie Hall. I just saw it a few years ago and was like, "where have you been all of my life?" I just watched it last week for the millionith time (is that a word?)...Isabelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09822099511459961772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148658882274888802006-05-26T10:54:00.000-05:002006-05-26T10:54:00.000-05:00You are hilarious, but seriously if you played any...You are hilarious, but seriously if you played any of those records, I might have to beat you to death with the charred remains of the Left Behind books. <BR/><BR/>If I were on the island with you and David Sedaris, I would suggest we put on little morality plays from the pages of The Stand.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148588648840673862006-05-25T15:24:00.000-05:002006-05-25T15:24:00.000-05:00Funniest meme ever! I just did this same one, and...Funniest meme ever! I just did this same one, and I also had It's a Wonderful Life. Love that film. Poor Mary at the library...sigh. But she just couldn't find anyone else to love...and without love, you become....a librarian....<BR/>OK, I'm stopping now. Way too funny, though. Glad you did it, and that you didn't take it too seriously. :)Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00653383372182667361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148577829364334782006-05-25T12:23:00.000-05:002006-05-25T12:23:00.000-05:00I laughed out loud at book #2. And book #1, also....I laughed out loud at book #2. And book #1, also. You funny, girl!Arabellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09284348393988748820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148577437109161702006-05-25T12:17:00.000-05:002006-05-25T12:17:00.000-05:00oooh. you are *totally* the person I am always pr...oooh. you are *totally* the person I am always pretending to not be breathing down the neck of at the local thrift store's record bin (the same applies for when I see you rifling through the records at yard/garage/estate sales) - because I'm PRAYING that you didn't get all the really weird shit before I can go through it.<BR/><BR/>sweet picks for records. and I thought I had some good ones - that Col. Sanders TJ Picnic - I'm gasping with envy.Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14163363926316904033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148571256717716212006-05-25T10:34:00.000-05:002006-05-25T10:34:00.000-05:00Oh my God. HILARIOUS Jess!So with ya on the Left B...Oh my God. HILARIOUS Jess!<BR/><BR/>So with ya on the Left Behind series.DebbieDoesLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03060807459671444827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148564288304250082006-05-25T08:38:00.000-05:002006-05-25T08:38:00.000-05:00We were twins seperated at birth! I LOVE MST! Love...We were twins seperated at birth! I LOVE MST! Love it. The Stand- one of my favorites. Then there was the icing on the cake- Songs for Gay Dogs is my most favorite. On my iPod ALL the time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148514867765608482006-05-24T18:54:00.000-05:002006-05-24T18:54:00.000-05:00LOL at your post from beginning to end. Funny stuf...LOL at your post from beginning to end. Funny stuff, thanks for the laugh. Will you join me on the SNL staff?<BR/><BR/>The Stand is one of my all time favorite novels. I know Steven King is not considered to be of the same ilk as say...Dickens or Hemingway, but that novel is brilliant. <BR/><BR/>And I like It's A Wonderful Life. Even though some of the ideas strike us as weird or just wrong, it's a pretty realistic snapshot of life back then. I don't think it detracts from the main message really. <BR/><BR/>I would so do Jimmie Stewart at 40. Those high waisted pants are oddly sexy.Blog Antagonisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09378330862349859998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148513523408403562006-05-24T18:32:00.000-05:002006-05-24T18:32:00.000-05:00When I read the words, "Left Behind," I gasped. . ...When I read the words, "Left Behind," I gasped. . .and then I laughed my butt off. Thank God you weren't serious.<BR/><BR/>Those albums. WHERE in the WORLD did you find those?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148512081486024952006-05-24T18:08:00.000-05:002006-05-24T18:08:00.000-05:00So I've been pretty much hating you since I found ...So I've been pretty much hating you since I found you last week through some random twists of blogfate and I decided I should just get over myself and my school girl envy and tell you that your writing does to me what Haven Kimmel did to you. You are seriously talented: and it really hasn't taken me reading 500 gazillion other blogs--even so called writer ones--to figure that out. Sign me up for the book version of Jess Riley.Gwenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12526629366170486737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148509741542412472006-05-24T17:29:00.000-05:002006-05-24T17:29:00.000-05:00I think you might just give David Sedaris a run fo...I think you might just give David Sedaris a run for his money. I would supply the match for those damn Left Behind books. <BR/>The albums? Hilarious- esp. Col. Sanders.Mrs. Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17730747441676219265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148505822699658902006-05-24T16:23:00.000-05:002006-05-24T16:23:00.000-05:00What a great point about It's a Wonderful Life. I ...What a great point about <I>It's a Wonderful Life</I>. I had never thought about it . . . but I guess working in a library is one of the more lonely jobs. But it's certainly not as bad as being an independent prostitute. Without even a pimp? The humanity.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10781472568527749054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148502266942933842006-05-24T15:24:00.000-05:002006-05-24T15:24:00.000-05:00OK...those albums are freakin hilarious...Colonel ...OK...those albums are freakin hilarious...Colonel Sanders? Who knew the man had other talents?<BR/>Oh, and I am with you on The Stand...best book ever.The Domesticatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08333326286672903879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148501139919713712006-05-24T15:05:00.000-05:002006-05-24T15:05:00.000-05:00Jess, you are hilarious. "The meme that cried wol...Jess, you are hilarious. "The meme that cried wolf" - how do you think of this stuff?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148487677272852412006-05-24T11:21:00.000-05:002006-05-24T11:21:00.000-05:00Love love love it. You are hilarious! Thanks for p...Love love love it. You are hilarious! Thanks for playing along and not letting my little meme die.MrsFortunehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17326242993598760618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148486625508668172006-05-24T11:03:00.000-05:002006-05-24T11:03:00.000-05:00What would have happened if Col. Sanders had teame...What would have happened if Col. Sanders had teamed up with the Singing Addicts?<BR/><BR/>That would have been a hell of a recording session.<BR/><BR/>Great post.<BR/><BR/>AdamAdam Hurtubisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17193951132941597473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148484003203855162006-05-24T10:20:00.000-05:002006-05-24T10:20:00.000-05:00Oh, MST3k. So many classics. Don't forget Manos, t...Oh, MST3k. So many classics. Don't forget Manos, the Hands of Fate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148483472341605642006-05-24T10:11:00.000-05:002006-05-24T10:11:00.000-05:00Colonel Sanders’ Tijuana Picnic? I feel like I ste...Colonel Sanders’ Tijuana Picnic? I feel like I stepped into the Twilight Zone. <BR/><BR/>And...<BR/><BR/>"The Complete Idiot's Guide to Cooking Weird Shit You Find on a Desert Island with bonus How Not to Die insert." LMFAO. That's too funny. I think you just found your next book title. ;)Tinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16188363142469404823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148482543591906332006-05-24T09:55:00.000-05:002006-05-24T09:55:00.000-05:00Songs for Gay Dogs???? OMG!Songs for Gay Dogs???? OMG!bornfoolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12908901525549894211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148480199068011592006-05-24T09:16:00.000-05:002006-05-24T09:16:00.000-05:00holy shit. this was great.okay. lets see.for sta...holy shit. this was great.<BR/><BR/>okay. lets see.<BR/><BR/>for starters, #2 choice of books is brilliant. there must be one right?<BR/><BR/>It's a Wonderful Life, was my dad's (may he rest in peace) favorite all time movie. In addition to IAWL, he may have had to bring The Little Rascals or Laurel and Hardy collection. BUT ANYWAY. He had a radio talk show, and often quoted that movie. It is CLASSIC!!! I loved your references too.<BR/><BR/>David Sedaris would be a wonderful pick to be stranded on a desert island.<BR/><BR/>Your musical selections are hysterical!!!<BR/><BR/>great post j.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148478674787323542006-05-24T08:51:00.000-05:002006-05-24T08:51:00.000-05:00lololol...Songs for Gay Dogs? Where, oh, where do ...lololol...Songs for Gay Dogs? <BR/><BR/>Where, oh, where do you find these things? <BR/><BR/>Oh, your personal collection? I see :)<BR/><BR/>And MST3K...Holy cow! I haven't thought about that in YEARS!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148476694106427202006-05-24T08:18:00.000-05:002006-05-24T08:18:00.000-05:00What does music for gay dogs sound like exactly? ...What does music for gay dogs sound like exactly? I mean, I've heard Whitney Houston, so I know what the addicts sound like - but the gay dogs?<BR/><BR/>And David Sedaris might come, but he would get bitchy without smokes...Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-1148452340036894702006-05-24T01:32:00.000-05:002006-05-24T01:32:00.000-05:00At first I was like...what? Left Behind? I never k...At first I was like...<I>what? Left Behind? I never knew Jes was a thumper who </I>...and then I just laughed so hard that I triggered the baby monitor in the other room which played back my own laughter in the receiving monitor next to my ear on the couch.<BR/><BR/>I think I'd want you with me on a desert island.Mom101https://www.blogger.com/profile/15468524489744839899noreply@blogger.com