tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post2025795616788112030..comments2024-02-09T10:55:50.410-06:00Comments on Jess Riley Writes: Presenting GCC Author Jackie Kessler (and some other stuff)Jess Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-28743792004543519262008-09-22T01:46:00.000-05:002008-09-22T01:46:00.000-05:00Oh come on! No one said Chicken Soup for the Assho...Oh come on! No one said Chicken Soup for the Asshole's Soul? I'm the first one? I can't be! I'm not that original!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-83323764296929529062008-08-13T08:54:00.000-05:002008-08-13T08:54:00.000-05:00How about Chicken Soup for the Serial Killer's Sou...How about Chicken Soup for the Serial Killer's Soul?<BR/><BR/>Chicken Soup for the Perverted Soul? (not to be confused with Chicken Soup for the Pervert's Soul...yes, there is a difference)<BR/><BR/>Hope you are feeling better, and I just read the post about your dog rolling in dead things...at least she didn't try to make out with a skunk!Gailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09017962338070758637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-78637817731146962522008-08-10T12:50:00.000-05:002008-08-10T12:50:00.000-05:00Oh, wow. And I love the rest of the title, too: St...Oh, wow. And I love the rest of the title, too: Stories from the Idols and their Fans that Open Your Heart and Make Your Soul Sing. It's so awful. And here I thought Chicken Soup for the NASCAR soul was bad (you should have seen some of the poems in there).<BR/><BR/>Well, today I declared myself an over-entitled gen-X middle-class American whiner, and there aren't any Chicken Soup for the Soul books on that topic, I'm sure, so that's what I'd like to see: Chicken soup for the Over-Entitled Gen-X Middle-Class American Whiner Soul: Stories from the Whiners and their Loved-Ones that Will Shrivel Your Heart and Make Your Soul Cringe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-74805774732644809472008-08-09T16:18:00.000-05:002008-08-09T16:18:00.000-05:00First.Chicken Soup for the Death Row Inmates Soul....First.<BR/>Chicken Soup for the Death Row Inmates Soul.<BR/>Second.<BR/>Chicken Soup for the Alektorophobiac's Soul.<BR/>Third<BR/>Chicken Soup for the Hygrophobiac's Soul.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ha.Joe Hatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02622889638916560661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-13107235544572097502008-08-08T20:30:00.000-05:002008-08-08T20:30:00.000-05:00I have to correct myself, in the name of journalis...I have to correct myself, in the name of journalistic excellence: <BR/><BR/>If you use my story in one of the Chicken Soup books, how much will I be paid?<BR/><BR/>If the story you wrote is published, you will be paid between $50 and $200 upon publication of the book.SUEB0Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-46616788780223082282008-08-08T20:25:00.000-05:002008-08-08T20:25:00.000-05:00Crap, Mary beat me. But I have an anecdote: I was ...Crap, Mary beat me. But I have an anecdote: I was interviewing one of the Chicken guys, who was a total tool. I mean, these are ppl who take other people's work, nice, innocent people, and reward them HOW? By a nice pat on the back. No pay, nothing. <BR/><BR/>I said "Are you ever going to publish a "CS for the Vegetarian Soul?" and he DID NOT get the joke. He said in total earnestness, "Yes, we are!" <BR/><BR/>He also told me how to get rich: invest just $1 a day from the day you are born at 20% interest and you would have a million bucks by the time you were 20 or something...Dude, if I knew how to get f***ing 20% on investments, I would be a rich investment advisor, wouldn't I???SUEB0Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-30564783505267039142008-08-08T11:05:00.000-05:002008-08-08T11:05:00.000-05:00Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul.Chicken Soup (with...Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul.<BR/><BR/>Chicken Soup (with a splash of Sherry) for the Alcoholic Soul<BR/><BR/>Chicken Soup for the Former-Mortgage/Real Estate-Broker-Now-Working-at-Wendy’s Soul<BR/><BR/>Chicken Soup for the Airline’s Soul (There’s an additional fee of $15 on top of the list price)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-54585514760482412802008-08-08T10:31:00.000-05:002008-08-08T10:31:00.000-05:00Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you say Chicken Soup for the...Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you say Chicken Soup for the American Idol Soul?<BR/><BR/>You ARE kidding, right? Please. Tell me you're kidding.Keethahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10391755322320140235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-30645910893251194992008-08-08T09:23:00.000-05:002008-08-08T09:23:00.000-05:00"Chicken Soup for the Intense, Gun Toting Loner So..."Chicken Soup for the Intense, Gun Toting Loner Soul"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00998252326237892469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-43148255732450133682008-08-07T14:57:00.000-05:002008-08-07T14:57:00.000-05:00I'm going to submit a few suggestions....Chicken S...I'm going to submit a few suggestions....<BR/><BR/>Chicken Soup for the Wii Soul...<BR/>Chicken Soup for the Transgender Soul...<BR/><BR/>A plastic arm in the garden? That sounds like something you'd hear in the game Clue....<BR/><BR/>I'm thinking after your comments about SFC, you'll never come to the East Coast for a book signing....Little Ms Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17208746635976950728noreply@blogger.com