tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post2029615446583331982..comments2024-02-09T10:55:50.410-06:00Comments on Jess Riley Writes: Heya there, Lips!Jess Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-15900867873536932062007-12-03T19:17:00.000-06:002007-12-03T19:17:00.000-06:00I am ashamed of myself for how long it took me to ...I am ashamed of myself for how long it took me to understand "Beerbratistan."Denise Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09441802688142755084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-42784157651316024932007-12-03T11:36:00.000-06:002007-12-03T11:36:00.000-06:00Happy Birthday to my sweet, wonderful, upper lip-l...Happy Birthday to my sweet, wonderful, upper lip-less wife!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-90288970555178109662007-11-30T23:21:00.000-06:002007-11-30T23:21:00.000-06:00See, how cute that he watches you like that. And r...See, how cute that he watches you like that. And really, I never noticed your upper lip!<BR/><BR/>And tell your parents Chicago is NOT that far away!!! MY Parents live in FLORIDA and they come visit all of the time!!!<BR/><BR/>(I'm only saying this cuz I know your parents read your blog so I'm being a bit of an antagonizer!)MaNiC MoMMy™https://www.blogger.com/profile/14038801888210803955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-9666553770819125752007-11-30T12:22:00.000-06:002007-11-30T12:22:00.000-06:00My middle brother lives three hours away. THREE. H...My middle brother lives three hours away. THREE. HOURS. He has lived there for over a decade now. My dad has visited him maybe once.<BR/>THREE HOURS.<BR/><BR/>I have a reasonably normal mouth, but one of my friend's is so lipless that we call her Muppet Mouth. You know, cuz we're loving.Beckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13953517447164263617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-77253216942359840192007-11-29T17:22:00.000-06:002007-11-29T17:22:00.000-06:00OK, I actually totally understand your mom's side ...OK, I actually totally understand your mom's side of the conversation with your brother. In fact, as I'm writing this, I'm plotting ways for my son (a junior in college) will return home to Wisconsin after graduation. This is nearly impossible since he wants to become a recording engineer and Milwaukee is definitely not the Mecca of music, unless you count beer commercial jingles. <BR/><BR/>Whatever you do, don't do a Melanie Griffith or Lisa Rinna on your upper lip. Then you'll never fit your headshot on the jacket of your next gargantuan best seller. <BR/><BR/>Hi from "down under."Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08377271954635491241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-37075290967442425932007-11-29T15:00:00.000-06:002007-11-29T15:00:00.000-06:00Everone gets gypped somewhere. I got no boobs. I'd...Everone gets gypped somewhere. I got no boobs. I'd rather have boobs than an upper lip. ;)Tinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16188363142469404823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-82505176601283203402007-11-28T19:59:00.000-06:002007-11-28T19:59:00.000-06:00Hey I do that lip purse thing too when concentrati...Hey I do that lip purse thing too when concentrating. I think it is me moving thoughts forward in my brain.Eileenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07967828178034612278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-77717392717781981362007-11-28T18:14:00.000-06:002007-11-28T18:14:00.000-06:00I also have pathetically thin lips. Sigh. I look ...I also have pathetically thin lips. Sigh. I look at Angelina, and I dream.<BR/><BR/>That baby is TERRIBLY cute, but also, no lip.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00653383372182667361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-6983417319455105202007-11-28T18:09:00.000-06:002007-11-28T18:09:00.000-06:00I've seen pictures of you, and it appears your lip...I've seen pictures of you, and it appears your lip is just fine. Or maybe it just photographs well??? :)Trish Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18038324441006141430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-78162878111640663292007-11-28T16:59:00.000-06:002007-11-28T16:59:00.000-06:00How come I can never think of ridiculously funny r...How come I can never think of ridiculously funny references like yours when I need them? <BR/><BR/>Say, that gives me a great idea that could make you a ton of money and us brain-dead bloggers happy at the same time... We send you a situation that needs a reference, such as "I was so embarrassed that..." and then you reply with 5 hysterical comebacks - for a fee of course. It's a win-win situation! Really.Jeff and Charli Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-15847189419391659332007-11-28T13:56:00.000-06:002007-11-28T13:56:00.000-06:00Who needs an upper lip when they're as cute as you...Who needs an upper lip when they're as cute as you are? Same goes for that cute baby.<BR/><BR/>And I think you and I might have the same outfit. And the same hairstyle.Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-83661724819297970492007-11-28T13:27:00.000-06:002007-11-28T13:27:00.000-06:00Happy post thanksgiving to you too. And boy is th...Happy post thanksgiving to you too. And boy is that a cute baby! :-)Shesawriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14904247751806210823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-69466343959174895172007-11-28T10:43:00.000-06:002007-11-28T10:43:00.000-06:00I gather having yuor lips stung by bees helps. But...I gather having yuor lips stung by bees helps. But who the hell discovered that and how did they persuade anyone else to have a try?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-7763090560136705272007-11-28T07:50:00.000-06:002007-11-28T07:50:00.000-06:00"It was so filthy it had its own listing on hotels..."It was so filthy it had its own listing on hotels.com for tiny pigs." <BR/><BR/>Oh Jess. You light up my life, you really do.Monnikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13998729112903749621noreply@blogger.com