tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post2295413187144649032..comments2024-02-09T10:55:50.410-06:00Comments on Jess Riley Writes: Even Zamfir Would Have Been BetterJess Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-4331223997138687702007-05-17T00:09:00.000-05:002007-05-17T00:09:00.000-05:00That stompy dance with the fast clapping is the Ch...That stompy dance with the fast clapping is the Cha Cha Slide. It's my friend Lisa's favorite dance ever, and she taught it to all of us (our group of gals) before her wedding. *shudders* In other news, having been to so many Wisconsin weddings, I can now do the Electric Slide w/o spilling one drop of alcohol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-4466238295217695332007-05-09T14:13:00.000-05:002007-05-09T14:13:00.000-05:00You have outdone yourself with this post. Truly hi...You have outdone yourself with this post. Truly hilarious and that's not just the lack of sleep talking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-40317737304543222712007-05-09T06:30:00.000-05:002007-05-09T06:30:00.000-05:00You really have a way with words, you know that?An...You really have a way with words, you know that?<BR/><BR/>And I'm with you on everything but the salad spinners. No more waterlogged leaves for me! :)Arabellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09284348393988748820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-12331653375732039762007-05-08T21:00:00.000-05:002007-05-08T21:00:00.000-05:00Lordamercy, Jess. You make me laugh.Lordamercy, Jess. You make me laugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-54191781484717833152007-05-08T14:11:00.000-05:002007-05-08T14:11:00.000-05:00Like Mamatulip, we requested that Achy Breaky Hear...Like Mamatulip, we requested that Achy Breaky Heart not be played...but it was...and everyone (not us) danced like crazy. Ugh.<BR/><BR/>My BIL is a mobile DJ, meaning this is his business, and I think he would jab himself in the eyes with hot pokers before he would play 'the chicken dance'. You know, unless the bride asks nicely.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00653383372182667361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-41894733348754798592007-05-08T12:36:00.000-05:002007-05-08T12:36:00.000-05:00What? No Macarena? Or did I miss that?What? No Macarena? Or did I miss that?Her Bad Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-7331137723835343002007-05-08T05:46:00.000-05:002007-05-08T05:46:00.000-05:00i ask beforehand if alcohol will be served. i'm us...i ask beforehand if alcohol will be served. <BR/><BR/>i'm usually in need of mind numbing substances to get through cheesy songs and poor fashion choices.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-85974728839967420362007-05-07T19:32:00.000-05:002007-05-07T19:32:00.000-05:00I cannot trump anything Kevin Charnas says. Only t...I cannot trump anything Kevin Charnas says. Only that I regret that he doesn't want me to be his sex slave.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-31952566637261577262007-05-07T16:22:00.000-05:002007-05-07T16:22:00.000-05:00I was going to write that you and I were at the sa...I was going to write that you and I were at the same wedding...<BR/>But then I read Mr. Charnas' comment...<BR/>and really what comment could EVVVAAA be made to top that???Pendullumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11833881250780345533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-64350738577667204942007-05-07T12:50:00.000-05:002007-05-07T12:50:00.000-05:00Okay, you had me at: "Even Zamfir Would Have Been ...Okay, you had me at: "Even Zamfir Would Have Been Better".<BR/><BR/>You just induced so many flashbacks that I have to go peg my jeans now.<BR/><BR/>You are SO lucky that your married and that I'm gay. 'Cause you would so be my sex-slave.Kevin Charnashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05548894554530312882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-47985307208435837992007-05-07T08:06:00.000-05:002007-05-07T08:06:00.000-05:00I'm assuming today you've got your head between yo...I'm assuming today you've got your head between your hands moaning "Why do I celebrate a MEXICAN holiday by getting plastered?"<BR/><BR/>Me too.Malnurtured Snayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03506933474730575045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-77339676678577743192007-05-07T07:24:00.000-05:002007-05-07T07:24:00.000-05:00OMG that was funny. I've been to weddings like th...OMG that was funny. I've been to weddings like that too. Thanks for the laugh.Kari Lee Townsendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11120605314368256963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-38751724379827521992007-05-05T18:17:00.000-05:002007-05-05T18:17:00.000-05:00Oh woe - memories of my own wedding reception, for...Oh woe - memories of my own wedding reception, for which I told the band to never ever play "celebrate good time," so what do they do?<BR/><BR/>That's right, they played it "by special request of the bride."<BR/><BR/>Never had a bride whispered such utter profanity.tiffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01351692108818152561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-34669876454929750182007-05-05T17:31:00.000-05:002007-05-05T17:31:00.000-05:00Hi, Jess,Thanks for stopping by my blog today. I'm...Hi, Jess,<BR/>Thanks for stopping by my blog today. I'm glad to have found yours as well!Christahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01905386163490128028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-30466254712605423262007-05-05T16:04:00.000-05:002007-05-05T16:04:00.000-05:00I did the same thing as Pattie, and people were pi...I did the same thing as Pattie, and people were pissed that I didn't want "Achy Breaky Heart" played. Seriously pissed.mamatuliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-73043273182946662772007-05-05T11:12:00.000-05:002007-05-05T11:12:00.000-05:00Oh my..painful in deed! At our wedding, I gave the...Oh my..painful in deed! At our wedding, I gave the DJ a list of songs that were absolutely forbidden....the chicken dance was at the top of the list. Do you know some of our guests were miffed about that? Cheeseballs.The Domesticatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08333326286672903879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-57915422702590134162007-05-04T18:37:00.000-05:002007-05-04T18:37:00.000-05:00Oh, I feel sorry for you. Nothing worse than a bad...Oh, I feel sorry for you. Nothing worse than a bad DJ. I just had a post up reminiscing about my old DJ days... Good times, good times. <BR/><BR/>The best you can do is drink your way through it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-61996473590228142182007-05-04T11:56:00.000-05:002007-05-04T11:56:00.000-05:00sometimes DJ's just don't get it...man, how hard i...sometimes DJ's just don't get it...man, how hard is to notice the music is NOT cutting it.<BR/><BR/>- Jon<BR/>- Daddy Detective<BR/>- www.daddydetective.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-63795742118325373352007-05-04T03:14:00.000-05:002007-05-04T03:14:00.000-05:00Wedding? Geez, that could have been my class reuni...Wedding? Geez, that could have been my class reunion.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-42415514295823382802007-05-03T22:12:00.000-05:002007-05-03T22:12:00.000-05:00ha! love the matchmaker ad!that DJ experience sou...ha! love the matchmaker ad!<BR/><BR/>that DJ experience sounds like every.single.wedding I've every been too. If they just made a CD with all of those songs on it, we wouldn't even NEED DJs...lolWebmiztrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13365475789228230445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-56797366816881843892007-05-03T19:25:00.000-05:002007-05-03T19:25:00.000-05:00I was at a wedding recently and asked the very you...I was at a wedding recently and asked the <I>very</I> young DJ if he could "play some disco." <BR/><BR/>His reply: "What song did they do?"Jeff and Charli Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-547635903645769692007-05-03T10:11:00.000-05:002007-05-03T10:11:00.000-05:00I once told a DJ I would break his "CD changing ha...I once told a DJ I would break his "CD changing hand" if he played one more crappy 80's song. He laughed like I was joking.Tinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16188363142469404823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-79747872467135372192007-05-03T07:31:00.000-05:002007-05-03T07:31:00.000-05:00Jeez, don't you love Wisconsin weddings? Did any w...Jeez, don't you love Wisconsin weddings? Did any women dance together? That's big here in the land of the cheese, isn't it? <BR/><BR/>As usual, you're too funny for words, hey.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08377271954635491241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-85456095993868434922007-05-02T20:34:00.000-05:002007-05-02T20:34:00.000-05:00I told our wedding DJ if he played the chicken son...I told our wedding DJ if he played the chicken song I was going to take him out in a fury of bridal tulle and flowers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19050282.post-77776782568316637662007-05-02T12:16:00.000-05:002007-05-02T12:16:00.000-05:00I'm sorry for your pain, but wow does it make a fu...I'm sorry for your pain, but wow does it make a funny blog post :) In my "let's explore everything" days, I tried desperately to hum the color orange, convinced by some author that this would open my chakras or something and cure all that was ailing in my life. Not so much. But your post makes me wonder...perhaps if I were weaving...<BR/><BR/>Anyway.Trish Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18038324441006141430noreply@blogger.com