Maybe it's me, but I much prefer my squirrels sitting in tiny wooden chairs made by someone's grandfather, nibbling cobs of corn, to being torn apart by a dog and slinking away to die three hours later of internal bleeding.
So with that cheerful thought, let me clumsily segue into the next bit: the photo montage!
Santa brought us a baby! This model comes pre-hypnotized by Grandma's turtleneck, and is completely pliable, floppy, and moldable.
This smaller model is similarly adorable and poseable, and comes complete with lifelike, joint-action hand for display. (Ring not included, extra shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico.)
These fools...they call themselves "grown-ups." They pay no attention to detail, to color complements. I can't believe I'm related to these boloney-handed muppets. Look how the one in black smiles for the camera, like a complete stooge. It's sad, really, is what it is.